Sunday, September 4, 2011

Why NOT to Buy a Girl a Drink

This seems like such a weird concept. You might be asking yourself, how do I get into her pants if I don’t buy her a drink first? Before I go further I would like to extend an apology to our female readers, mainly because everything will be true.
I want you to put your drink down, clear your head, and think for a minute. How many times have you fucked a girl that you approached at the bar, and she asked you to buy her a drink? It’s funny how when you think about it that number always seems to be zero.
I’m not saying when at a classy place you shouldn’t have a drink sent to a girl to break the ice before the approach. That’s an acceptable way to test the waters, because no one likes cold water. But this is college and those places are a bit past our grasp just now. Going down to your favorite dive bar in rape alley isn’t exactly going to the lounge at the Four Seasons.
Guys need to remember that it’s ladies choice out there. It’s a girl’s choice if she wants to fuck around, and it’s a man’s duty to get chosen as often as he can. Women also know that it’s a pretty good deal for them if they rent out their ass for some grinding if they can solicit a drink in the process. That’s why when approaching a girl it’s important to pick those that already have their own drink. Most girls go out in packs with the intention of cock blocking one another and getting drunk. Best way to do this is to get guys to buy them drinks and leave them blue balled at the bar.